Otherwise knows as Cauliflower Crack LOL

I may eat a whole batch at a time #IDontWantToShare #DontJudgeMe

Ingredients:

3 Cups Cauliflower
2 tbsp coconut or greek yogurt
(You can use mayo vs yogurt if your cool w the fat content) 
1 tbsp vinegar (white/apple cinder)
2 tbsp dill pickle relish
2 tbsp dijon mustard 
1 tsp paprika 
1 tsp celery salt
Sea Salt & Pepper to taste 
1/2 cup onion 
1 cups celery 

Optional: Garlic Salt, Fresh Dill, Green Onions

Instructions:

Steam Cauliflower till fork tender (but watch that Shit you don’t want it too cooked) Rinse in ice cold water drain and you’re ready to add the remaining ingredients.

Once mixed chill for approx 1 hr this one gets better over time so the 2nd day the flavor is the